Random thoughts and interactions that I’ve had over the last week…
– Going to dinner with friends is always fun until you find out that they are a tacky tipper.
– I need a photo assistant. Non-paid assignments and I’m hoping for someone who isn’t annoying as hell.
– Conversation – Her: I have a personal relationship with God. Me: Can you ask him for the Powerball number for me?
– Conversation – Her: Your hair is gorgeous, can I touch it. Me: Sure. Her: This looks real nice on you but I used to hate this shit. My brother had them and they looked like hell but you look nice. Me: Thanks?
– The only time you use imitation vanilla is when you don’t give a fuck about what you’re cooking or who you’re feeding.
– I ran into R&B singer Ashanti the other day in Detroit and I said “Awwww Baby” to her & she sung it back. Totally got me hype.
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J V L I V S / December 1, 2012
I think you’re the next Gordon Parks in my opinion. I enjoyed reading this about you.
Cashana / December 1, 2012
The imitation vanilla has me cracking up, because I say the same thing!
cande313 / December 1, 2012
Where the hell did you find Ashanti? LOL
keyknow / December 2, 2012
Where the fuck is the picture I know you took of Ashanti?
Germaine / January 24, 2013
I will be using your Powerball line on my christians/holy roller friends when they talk about their relationship with God…hahaha