Forget best & worst dressed Oscar picks! I’ve come up with my own hot mess Oscar winners based on last night’s performances? Like to hear it? Here it go….
– Best Stunt Queen performance during a red carpet interview – Sacha Baron Cohen / Although funny as hell, he goes over the top way too much.
– Worst wig on a Black woman during a video montage – Gabourey Sidibe / What was that on her head, a mangy wig or a Persian wool coat?
– Best white person rocking black face during a movie vignette – Billy Crystal / I was like really? It was too much but it was funny.
– Best partially exposed nipple during an award presentation – Jennifer Lopez / At first I was like is that a nipple or a shadow of a nipple, then I realized that it was not a shadow, just a straight up nipple.
– Best attempt to be sexy while looking malnourished during an award presentation – Angelina Jolie / She killed me doing her leg. I felt her thought but she looked like she needed healthy meal.