Suite Suzy’s (my baby momma of 12 years) favorite color is blue & she loves Dutch irises so Mother’s Day flowers were easy.
I guess I have to admit that I did not know her favorite flower until the other day when I kicked off my Mother’s Day contest. How bad am I?
Or maybe I just forgot because I designed the Dutch iris & stargazer lily (my favorite flower) floral arrangements that were at our wedding reception. That was so long ago though. 0_o
In similar but unrelated news; earlier I posted this on FB for shits & giggles: “Happy mothers day to those who couldn’t get an abortion because it was too late.”
I knew my friends would attack me & I was ready because that’s just how I do. I have to tell you that I got some of the best responses ever like:
“And happy Mother’s day to all the mommas who’ve ever been mad and yelled at their kids, “I WISH I could’ve aborted you!””
“Hey, theres no “too late” if you’ve got the money!”
“u’s a fool! LOL but thank u anyways”
I love how my friends get my twisted sense of humor & overall lack of social tact.
Ro~ / May 9, 2010
Whatabout my cousin sent me an eamil, where she said on facebook someone posted “To all you mothers out there with bad ass kids that act like monkeys. I say Happy Monkey Day!” LOLOL!!! Crazy, huh?!? Just then you pictured a couple of folk, I know I did.
Tafari / May 12, 2010
Oh that is too damn funny!!! Trifling parents need to be called out. No one likes other peoples bad ass kids. No one!