Just for shits & giggles, I’d like to share with you how I spent my St. Patrick’s day:

  • I ate 2 bowls of Lucky Charms for breakfast, which was follow by a massive green dump
  • I tried to figure why Negroes get so excited about St. Patrick’s day but came up with nothing credible
  • I cleaned away the corned beef juice that was spilled on my keyboard by someone eating lunch at my desk
  • I called the Chicago DNR office to protest the tinting of the Chicago River
  • I added the movie “Leprechaun” to my Nextflix queue. I love the first one (don’t judge me)
  • read this hilarious post on “What Would Thembi Do”
  • I slipped in & out of my angry Black man mind frame
  • I begged Suite Suzy to buy some new sexy shoes

The day is still not over, maybe I will add more to this list depending on how my anger level shifts.

Stay tuned.