I’m not ashamed to admit that the entertainment highlight of my week last week was the season 2 1st episode of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Hey we all have our vices, so don’t judge me.
The show was pretty much drama free & somewhat boring until those last 10 minutes of the show when broke ass stringy haired Sheree jumped off with Atlanta “TOP LEVEL EXECUTIVE” party planner Anthony.
I mean, this scene fucking came out of nowhere & set the Negro world of Twitter on fire (I’m always in Twitter). I wont go into the details of the fight because I’m sure that you’ve seen it already. I will however tell you my favorite quips from the battle of the DIVAs:
– I’m a top level executive & I expect you to respect my time
– Google my name & do my resume?
– Who you gone check boo?
– You OK???
– I eat bitches like you every day!
– Eat me baby!
– Yo momma is a broke bitch!
This damn fight happened so fast & I was so shocked that I had to watch that shit 3 times before I went to bed & each time was funnier than the 1st.
With that said, I have been using quotes from the fight ever since, especially “who gone check me boo.” The way Sheree said that shit & the look on both of their faces was fucking classic!
I’ve also been running “Google my name & do my resume” into the ground. So much so that I received threats if I don’t stop saying these lines. I won’t name names but she reads a lot & lives in ATL.
So now that I’m totally hooked on this season, I’m dying to see what happens tonight!
Before I part this bitch, you must check this out! Its taking the “who you gone check boo?” line to a whole new level!
My name is Tafari & I love some hot mess!
Lola Gets / August 7, 2009
I know you love you some hot mess…its a lil'scary, too, lol.
L
Tafari / August 7, 2009
You knows I can't get enough! When you gone get on Twitter???
Tafari
Anonymous / August 7, 2009
I can't stop watching either. Now your "Who you gone check boo?" remix had me over here choking on my Cold Stone German Choklatekake Ice cream.
Anonymous / August 7, 2009
Ok see I hate you now.. The whole "who gone check me boo" thing was already stuck in my head but now with the hot house beat added, I'm @ work doing a chair dance-lol.. " You OK" ?? this shit is hiliarious.. Another Hot Mess Lover!
Tafari / August 7, 2009
You really gone trip when I tell you that I got this shit on my iPhone.
I want a t-shirt that says "who gone check me boo"
Lola Gets / August 8, 2009
Damn, I wish I had my headphones with me so I could listen to that hot mess!
As for Twitter, in order for me to do that, Imma have to upgrade to a PDA cause my place of business done blocked that site! Whooaaaaa!
L
Tafari / August 8, 2009
What? They blocked Twitter? You need to check them boo!!!
Get your money right & get a hot new mobile device. I got 5 on it.
Tafari
toni / August 8, 2009
Yes, I read a lot and live in the ATL. I also eat bitches like you every day! Not even gonna comment on the dance mix…
Tafari / August 9, 2009
Of shit I just got checked! You know when I got this comment I passed out in my head. I was laughing so hard that my friends were like whats so funny. I couldnt even tell them because they would not get it.
Talk about a national inside joke.
Oh, BTW, eat me baby. Or is it eat me darling. LOL!!!!!
Tafari
Mary B. / August 9, 2009
LOL, now that's all we need is to have a great dance beat underneath…"who gon check me boo?"
You are too much!
WandaWoman / August 9, 2009
and the T-shirts are out:
http://www.zazzle.com/who_gon_check_me_boo_tshirt-235297128551356374
WandaWoman / August 9, 2009
Ok, listening to the remix and this is hilarious. I love the part about having Pookie 'nem come and whoop his @$$! Hahaha!
Tafari / August 10, 2009
Mary – Its getting, so out there. The phrase is a national hit.
Wanda Woman – I knew it was a matter of time before we saw a t-shirt. LOL!!!!!!
Tafari
LotusDoll / August 15, 2009
I think its trash and they're so tired. I wouldn't have anything to do with these pretentious heifers!
Tafari / August 22, 2009
Lotus Doll – You have a point but how can you not love NeNe????
Tafari