– Reusing chicken & fish grease should be a thing of the past. If you are reading this & have some old grease sitting in Maxwell House can or a Fry Daddy, dump that shit out & do it in the name of Obama.
– I like to photography what conversations cannot explain.
– My car is dark gray in color but appears brown now because it is covered in dirt, salt & mud.
– My nails are a bitch length again, time for another manicure, but it’s a recession so I’m cutting these bitches myself.
– When I was 15, I had a boil between my balls & asshole & thought I had a disease. I called my aunt in despair & she told me to squeeze it. I did & a bunch of nasty shit skeeted out & it oozed for like 10 minutes. I felt better the next day. I never told my mom. The area is currently feeling a little nasty just thinking about.
– Yesterday, Suite Suzy & I had lunch & I shared with her, the dream that I had the night before. She was turned off by the thought of my having a dream about corned beef colored socks. I’m still tripping about it. I tried Googling corned beef colored socks & came up with nothing that made since. Kinda like my dream & this post.
AnnaC / February 8, 2009
I feel the same about facebook… it’s nice to connect with some people, and I have no trouble saying no … but there are times when you just want to peek at that person you don’t really want to be friends with from high school… just to see what they are up to…
I am not writing 25 things either, but I don’t feel pressed at all… I have only read through one person’s 25 things completely…
I have to send you the “I refuse to write 25 things” group!!
Carla / February 9, 2009
LOL! TMI about the boil close to your anus! LMAO!!!
MochaSiren / February 9, 2009
I concur on the “downside” of Facebook, but Damn, Tafari we can’t be friends on FB? 🙁
Also,I live in NoVA and wished I had been home Inauguration weekend ’cause I honestly would have let you come over and chill, SHOWER, and wash your drawers! (Lawd, please tell Suzy I ain’t trying to hit on ya!)
Your boil sounded like an infected hair follicle. If it should EVER happen again use some old school drawing salve. It works!!!
I love this DAMN blog!!!
Tiffany aka MochaSiren
Reel Whore / February 9, 2009
I’m with you on the FB 25 things and the lost “friends”. I got a friend keeps forwarding me folks from high school I should befriend. We didn’t hang from ’90-’94 so why do you want to be buddy-buddy now?!
A taint pimple? Ouch!
Tamra / February 10, 2009
Anh, I didn’t mind doing it so much–I didn’t disclose anything I wouldn’t otherwise. Hell, I would prefer people know that I’m an INTJ so they can leave me the hell alone! lol!
DUDE–the boil and the corned beef-colored socks… WTF??? LOL! Sorry, but I’m with S. Suzy on this one.
I’m not connecting with “long lost” folks either–I’ve had some weird “associations” turn into really good friendships, but otherwise, I’m with you–we didn’t hang in HS, don’t expect it to be the case now… ;-P [I had to purge your Detroit tea-buddy because her “beauty drama” was getting to be too much for me.]
Lola Gets / February 11, 2009
Yeah, that boil bit…a bit much, lol.
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theweightofwhatisreal / February 12, 2009
Funny this post is about FB and I think I just made a crazy connection about you on there.
Do you know a guy who is in Law School who cut a hole in his grandparents’ water bed?
If so, let me know!!!
Tafari / February 12, 2009
AnnaC – I went through my list of friends & got rid of 15 people. I'm teetering on getting rid of a few highschool people. The funny thing that I am finding when I talk to anyone about FB is that they have the same story about people from high school. What a trip.
And did you know that there is a group on FB that is anti 25 things? I'm not joining to ensure that I do not make anymore false connections.
Carla – It is what it is. LOL!!!
MochaSiren – You must be from the country with that drawing salve. I hope that I never encounter that situation again. Boils in the wrong place are yuk!
Any them 28 hour worn draws got tossed!!! LOL!
Reel Whore – Exactly! LOL!!! I had someone friend me the other day from HS & she is on the chopping block. She's still stank!
That taint was pumping. LOL!!! I call that are the chode. It sounds nastier & freakier.
Tamra – I was hoping your shit was going to be juicier like the dark side. LOL!!!
Oh & I got rid if the tea chick today. I have no clue who she is & I'm not interested in her teas.
Lola – Hey, I love to share only with my closets friends. LOL!!!
Theweightofwhatisreal – Hmmm, interesting. I do not know anyone who fits that but there is no telling. What's the name?
Tafari