– Reusing chicken & fish grease should be a thing of the past. If you are reading this & have some old grease sitting in Maxwell House can or a Fry Daddy, dump that shit out & do it in the name of Obama.
– I like to photography what conversations cannot explain.
– My car is dark gray in color but appears brown now because it is covered in dirt, salt & mud.
– My nails are a bitch length again, time for another manicure, but it’s a recession so I’m cutting these bitches myself.
– When I was 15, I had a boil between my balls & asshole & thought I had a disease. I called my aunt in despair & she told me to squeeze it. I did & a bunch of nasty shit skeeted out & it oozed for like 10 minutes. I felt better the next day. I never told my mom. The area is currently feeling a little nasty just thinking about.
– Yesterday, Suite Suzy & I had lunch & I shared with her, the dream that I had the night before. She was turned off by the thought of my having a dream about corned beef colored socks. I’m still tripping about it. I tried Googling corned beef colored socks & came up with nothing that made since. Kinda like my dream & this post.