I got another annoying religious email from one of my associates tonight that is calling for Negroes to fast until the election for the sake of Barack Obama’s safety & win.
I’m sorry but I am not about to miss any meals because I know he ain’t. And even if he was, I am not bouts to skip out on a chicken dinner.
Anyway, I really want to reach out my all of my associates & request that they not send me their religious jokes, propaganda, celebrity glam pictures, obituaries (especially obituaries) & other little bullshit.
I also want to tell people to stop text messaging me bullshit like jokes & other forwarded spam.
Why can’t they send me quality porn instead? That is what I really want.
I don’t want to hurt any feelings or cause drama, so I will keep my desire to not receive bullshit communication to myself & this rant.
Tamra / October 28, 2008
GAWD I feel you. For one, that election fast thing is just stupid. Let’s all just magically will Barack to win! That’ll make it happen! Drop me a big pink snowflake outta the sky as a sign it’s going to happen while you’re at it! [Don’t even get me started down that path…]
Secondly, I HATE forwards, chain mail and anything remotely similar. A long time ago, an old friend told me how much he hated forwards, and I didn’t quite understand the intensity of his loathe for them–I SO get it now. Methinks he was on to something…
Darius T. Williams / October 28, 2008
You’re hilarious – I’m not missing any chicken dinners either though.
Um, pass the hot sauce – lol!
Bam / October 28, 2008
Oh yeah. Nothing is sacred any more. Not voting, not eating, not email, not text…
Accept it, you will be an open book or we will force ourselves upon you until you conform..
LMAO.
I especially hate the text spam.
Later,
B
Anonymous / October 28, 2008
As a Christian I have to agree. It irrates the heck out of me to get “send this to twelve people if you want to be blessed by God.” from other Christians. Now in the Bible I read it makes no mention of sending emails to people in order to get blessed. GRRRRRR!!
muslimahlocs / October 28, 2008
i got that email too. like i was really going to fast and pray in the name of JC.
daez / October 30, 2008
OMG, those forwards make NUTS!!! I don’t get why you have to send it to 8 people or their lives will be destroyed/perfected/blessed/enrich/ cursed/etc….I hate those things sooo much, and my main spammer is my daughter…LOL..(((HUGS)))
….just me…daez
Tafari / November 1, 2008
Yall cracked me up with your responses. Too bad our friends & family do not get it!!!
Tafari