It’s been a minute but I am back in the house with shit that I must know.  Talk to me people!

  • Why come John McCain’s townhall meetings/rallies seem like KKK planning meetings short of a burning cross? They have been off the hook & I was floored yesterday when I saw that Black man about to explode with disgust for Obama (don’t you just love a passionate token).
  • Why come no one knows what that big jowly ass growth on John McCain’s face is. That shit looks so nasty, coupled with those yellow barracuda teeth he is a hot busted mess by the head.
  • Why come I am so geeked that I currently have an A in my accounting class? If I keep my shit together, things will be looking good at the end of the semester.
  • Why come, I am made as hell because I “lost” two of my most recent “Photoshop User” magazines?
  • Why come I just got my renewed passport in the mail today & so turned off by my photo. It is almost as bad as my last one.
  • Why come Luther Vandross’s song “Don’t Want To Be A Fool” is like one of the best songs ever? I am actually listening to it as I type this why come. I will never forget when he performed it at the 1992 Grammys. He was skinny then & sharp as hell with some shiny blazer on, the s-curl was tight & extra wet looking, then he had sexy Lisa Fischer on background vocals with some other chick. I recalled shouting to the TV, “hurt Lutha! hurt em’!” BTW, Whatever happened to Lisa Fischer???
  • Why come Negroes love them some pimps but hates hoes? You cannot have one without the other right?
  • Why come I plan on going to see “Saw V” and any other cheesy scary B movie that drops this month?
  • Why come I have not been to the gym since June & I feel like my man tits are bigger than ever?
  • Why come I hate R Kelly like I hate vomit coming out of my nose but refuse to delete any of his music that came out before “Step In The Name of Love”? I just don’t think I can have a world where “Half On A Baby” was not in my music library. Anything (well most) released after he got brought up on charges makes me think pedophile.
  • Why come this fool emailed me asking if they can use a photo of one of my children for a book for free? I was like no; you can get a license for use for 175.00 & she said hell no. I was like why come you think you can get paid using my shit & that would be ok with me?
  • Why come I went for an eye exam today, had minor vision changes & had to drop 287 goddam dollars for new lenses? I told Suite Suzy how much they cost & she almost slapped the taste out of my mouth. She said I should have shopped around. Now I am looking like boo boo the broke fool.
  • Why come Forrest Whitaker has a damn Oscar but some bitch ass white Hollywood elite thinks he is too ugly & unbankable to star as part of an ensemble cast in “Winged Creatures”. Yeah, we all know that Forrest is ugly as hell and brings memories of the “Gooch” but he is bad as hell at what he does. I don’t’ care how he looks I will see him in anything because he’s a master at his craft.
  • Why come, I have not done one of these posts in weeks but really wanted to?