You know I had a pretty good week that has been somewhat drama free but as usual my mind is spinning from shit going on in the world.

  • Why come I been jamming to Chico DeBarge’s “Long Time No See” CD all week? “Virgin” is the ishnit!!!
  • Why come the price of crude oil been down all week but the price at the pump has been stagnant?
  • Why come one of my friends from middle school saw me at a party this week & asked me to buy him a beer? Ummm, no!
  • Why come John McCain is showing signs of senility but no one is covering it? Shit, if you cannot remember how many fucking, how are you going to remember how many any damn thing?
  • Why come I bought this damn 3 dollar apple cinnamon granola & it don’t taste like shit?
  • Why come women lose their damn minds during that “time of the month”?
  • Why come the “Ralph Lauren Olympic Games Big Pony Polo” is 125 damn dollars & I want it so bad?
  • Why come I sat up until 230am Tuesday night watching fucking table tennis and was all in.
  • Why come most Olympians seem so bitter when they fail to get a gold medal? And what about showing good sportsmanship on the world’s stage?
  • Why come, I just decided to text “VP” to 62262 & I hate text messaging?
  • Why come I am planning on wearing all my white summer fits next week before it’s too late?
  • Why come Xtube.com is so much better than Youtube.com?
  • Why come I can’t find a local class on food styling or table decoration?
  • Why come white people are labeled as racist when they say that they are not voting for Barack because he is Black but when Black people say that they are voting for him because he is Black, they are not considered racist?
  • Why come I have a free movie ticket that I’m pressed to use but nothing looks good? Suggestions???