At 1134 am today, I was in a work meeting when my phone went crazy text messages, phones calls, emails & I was like what the fuck is going on. During a quick break, I read a text from Cousin Dee that read “Kwame is going to jail as we speak”, I responded “OMFG”
she replied back “YES BOO”, which made me shout out yes uncontrollably. My co-workers were like WTF.
I so could not wait to get up out of that damn meeting.
As soon as the meeting wrapped, I hot the door & called Baby (my sister), who had called me like 8 times while I was in the meeting. She was like where in the hell have you been & was like that nigga is in jail boo, he in jail, yalls boy is in jaillllllllllllllllllllllllllll. You know I was dying laughing to the point I peed on myself a little.
One thing about people without jobs is that they can keep up on all the gossip & news, which means she gave me an awesome blow by blow as only she could do. She reported that shit better than anyone could have.
You know I am so not into seeing brothas go down but in this case I am celebrating as soon as I get off. I am heading to “Super Liquor IV” to pick up some uncle rays Sweet BBQ chips & a bottle of Rangpur Tanqueray so that I can set it off while watching the news cause that shit is going to be hot tonight.
Wait, just talked to my mom & she said that they are doing a body cavity search on Kwame’s big ass & he will be wearing the orange murder suite. She made some calls to her peeps & got the goods.My thing is, who wants to get up into all that big black ass?
I cannot wait until they post his most recent mugshot.
If you don’t know what I am talking about here’s a Google link boo!
I on the phone with Cousin Dee as I type & she she question “I wonder what ‘that momma’ thanks?” I countered by saying “she probably wants to take her wig off & go downtown to fuck judge Ronald Giles up!”
Only in Detroit!
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Update:
Baby just called & she let me know that the mugshot was online & he looks like a mutha fuckin’ damn fool!
sdg1844 / August 7, 2008
A Hot Mess is what you call this. He’s a damn fool.
The Second Sixty-Eight / August 7, 2008
So I take it you missed the LIVE press conference too?
Bygbaby / August 8, 2008
sdg184 – Actually it is called a hot goddam mutha fucking shameful mess!!!
TSSE – Oh man, talk about a day I wish I had off just to watch TV. Shit I think I may be late tomorrow so I can watch shit unfold!!!
Bygbaby
Keith / August 8, 2008
Tafari,
The man definitely earned his orange jumpsuit. No doubt about it. I’m just sick about what this has all done to Detroit. That MF has done more damage to this city than Katrina. One night in jail ain’t hardly enough for what he’s done to us as a city.
Tamra / August 8, 2008
LOL! I actually thought about you when I heard that…got a good laugh from it.
Ro~ / August 8, 2008
Byg,
I work downtown Detroit in the same office building as his mother's headquarters (NOT OFFICE) & all I can say is it was bidness as usual. Those folk didn't even blank, yeah I said it!!
I have to agree with Keith 1 NIGHT?!?!? If he was really "Joe 6pack" he would be in there until ALL this HAM(HotAzzedMess) was cleared up!!!
Bygbaby / August 8, 2008
This shit is happening so damn fast I cannot handle it. The new charges & the way Mike Cox went off was sooooo damn juicy that I got a damn light migraine.
Now this nigga is getting brought up on new assault charges. Damn! I wonder who he is going to blame this one & if he will say it is race based?
I was watching channel 7 here at the office & when they switched to Bill Proctor on the streets of the court, I almost flipped out when I saw the riot going on with supporters & opponents.
By the time this shit is over, he will not even be able to go to Highland Park!
He is so having the worst week ever & I am loving the drama!!!
Bygbaby