I have a lot of ideas in my head that I need to write out but I seem to have writitus now & I found questions easier to spill out.  Indulge me if you will… 

  • Why come “Lucy Pearl” broke up? I loved them so & need another release.
  • What come Congress is apologizing for slavery & Jim Crow now & what does it really mean for those of us who are “Black in America”? And does the timing have anything to do with Barack Obama? And what about my damn reparation bitch?
  • Why come my 30” High Definition Mac monitor is off the mutha fucking hook?
  • Why come one in every two Negroes choose to have unsafe sex, which led to them getting HIV/AIDS? And can we make them get a tattoo on there forehead that says “you don’t want none of this” since they seem to not tell anyone? And finally why is this such big news now? And finally one mo gin’, why can’t people just masturbate instead of spreading the hot mess to others?
  • Why did I get all sad when I learned that Estelle Getty died last week?
  • Why come guys in the DC area wearing pixie pants aka bitch jeans aka skinny jeans?
  • Why come I’m so fucking excited to be going to Toronto for a long lovers getaway this weekend?
  • Why come John McCain is blaming high gas prices on Barack Obama?
  • Why come Congresstrick Congresswoman Carolyn Cheeks-Kilpatrick give up her braids for those hideous wigs? IS it becuase she is trying to soften her image inthe midst of her stupid assed son’s various Detroit scandals?
  • Why come no one called me this morning and offered me the photographic opportunity of a lifetime.
  • Why come the stall at work out of tissue yesterday & I did not realize until I was finished taking a major dump after some Taco Bell?
  • Why come XM Radio took my station XM80 “the Move” off the air?  I’m pissed!!!
  • Why come I get chills when I listen to Nina Simone’s “I Love You Porgy”?  
  • Why come my kids insist that the know what ghetto means?