Mindspill After a long exhausting weekend I had to wind down like a mutha fucka with my favorite activity, which is going to the movies.

First I went to see The Number 23 because that shit looked like it was going to be good & scary as hell. Well by the time I got to the theater, I was pretty tired from my drive as I was coming from vending Quench Essentials all day in Detroit but luckily I got there in time to spare for a restroom break, popcorn & a large mixed icee (my favorite movie combo).

The movie was not what I expected but nonetheless it was really good. I was thinking that it was going to be some slashing murder etc & instead is was super suspenseful & made me think about what was going to happen next. The bad thing is that I dozed off a few times which was not cool because I did catch myself snoring. I did not fall asleep because the movie was boring but I really was tired as hell.

If you are not a Jim Carey fan, I think that his role in this movie will have feeling quite the opposite. JC used to irk me, but every since I saw My, Myself & Irene, he has been cool with me, especially in his more dramatic roles, like Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I am planning on see the movies again with more energy to fully enjoy & redeem myself
Advertised Synopsis:

The psychological thriller “The Number 23” stars Jim Carrey as a man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book titled The Number 23. As he reads the book, he becomes increasingly convinced that it is based on his own life. His obsession with the number 23 starts to consume him, and he begins to realize the book forecasts far graver consequences for his life than he could have ever imagined.

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———————————————————– Mindspill So after seeing The Number 23, I ran (not literally) to get my ticket for Reno 911: Miami. I am big fan of the Reno 911 show on Comedy Central because it is stupid as hell & always has me cracking up at the mindless humor.

Reno 911: Miami was all that & more, it was exactly what I needed to shake off some cyber drama that jumped off this weekend. The movie followed the same themes of the TV show but a bit more extreme, which was awesome.

If you are in need of a really good laugh, I mos def recommend this movie! There is nothing about the movie that disappointed me, so I felt like I got my money’s worth. There were a few scenes in the movie that almost made me spit my pop out, I really had to control myself during the quad masturbation scene, the big ass on the beach scene and the exploding whale scene.

I was happy to walk out of the theater with a smile on my face because I really needed a pick me up.
Advertised Synopsis: MindspillLadies and Gentlemen of the Press,

On behalf of the Reno Sheriff’s Department, we would like to address the film entitled Reno 911!: Miami. THIS FILM IS NOT ENDORSED IN ANY WAY BY THE RENO SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT.

We were told by the good people (pronounced: dirty liars) at Twentieth Century Fox that the documentary film about our trip to the National Police Convention in Miami Beach would be called: American Heroes: South Beach Edition.

Turns out this was classic Hollywood bull****. The film that has been made from the footage of us is an outrageous web of lies. The brave men and women of the Reno Sheriff’s Department have been edited together in a way that makes us look like we’re brain damaged. (We, aren’t!)

YES, there were some unfortunate events that took place during our time in Miami. Yes, people got hurt. Yes, property got destroyed. And yes, one nude person and some passers-by got parts of an exploded narwhale on them.

But… the truth is: we also did a lot of good. And, none of us is sure it was really a narwhale. It might have been a sperm whale, or some other kind of whale.

We would also like to address the title of the film.

Reno 911!: Miami

WTF? That must be the stupidest title in the history of cinema. That’s like calling something Las Vegas Justice Minneapolis. Or Philadelphia Emergency St. Louis. IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.

If you understand the title, please call us, because we do not.

We urge you to tell the Fox and Twentieth Century Fox people to STOP THE LIES.

Your servant,

Lt. Jim Dangle, Reno Sheriff’s Department. Reno NV.

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