Mindspill Watching Conan O’Brien, I saw this ugly mutha fuckin’ dog & I threw up in my mouth (just a little bit). This is a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese Crested that recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time. This thing was so hit up I could not imagine it walking around my house, let alone picking it up or petting for affection.

Sam is basically hairless with doo-doo brown skin is covered with freckles, his blind eyes are gross & he should be considered for an ocular implant. The teeth are a whole notha’ story: to sum up, he looks like a cracked out space rat. Here is a larger image